My Week in Haiku — week 8

Adventures in dentistry, madam-turned-maid, and a rodent port-a-potty

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Like they say, teeth one day, gone the next. Or something like that.
My week began with dental work on the lower right quadrant of my mouth in preparation for upper and lower partials. Everything went smoothly. The dentist and her assistant did me a phenomenal job. The tons of Novocain I was injected…